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07/31/2010 - Cincinnati, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Ryan Hanigan delivered the tie-breaking two- run double in the seventh inning, and Bronson Arroyo tossed seven sturdy frames in Cincinnati's 5-2 win over Atlanta in the middle tilt of a three-game set.
Scott Rolen homered, scored twice and started the winning rally for Cincinnati, which beat the Braves for the first time in four tries this season.
Arroyo (11-6) allowed two runs on five hits while walking three and fanning three for the Reds, who have won three of their last four. Francisco Cordero, who suffered the loss in Friday's game, bounced back to work a scoreless ninth inning to record his 28th save of the year.
Jair Jurrjens (3-4) suffered the loss after yielding five runs on eight hits while striking out six over 6 2/3 innings for the Braves, who have dropped four out of six.
<< Sunderland signs Richardson to extension
Sunderland, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Sunderland signed midfielder Kieran
Richardson to a contract extension through the 2012-13 season on Saturday.
Richardson, 25, joined Sunderland from Manchester United in 2007 and has made
85 appea
<< Giants agree to terms with second-round pick Joseph
East Rutherford, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The New York Giants have reportedly
agreed to terms on a contract with defensive tackle Linval Joseph.
Joseph was selected 45th overall by the Giants in this year's draft. The Star-
Ledger reports t
<< St. Johnstone adds Haber on loan from West Brom
Perth, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - St. Johnstone acquired striker Marcus Haber
on loan from English club West Brom on Saturday.
Haber, a 21-year-old Canadian, has yet to make a first-team appearance at West
Brom. He spent parts of last seaso
<< Niemi awarded hefty increase in arbitration
Chicago, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Chicago Blackhawks goaltender Antii Niemi has
reportedly been awarded $2.75 million for next season from an arbitrator on
Saturday.
The Chicago Tribune is reporting a significant increase from the $800,0
Burrell blasts Giants over Dodgers >>
San Francisco, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Pat Burrell smacked a two-out, two-run
homer off Jonathan Broxton in the eighth inning to help the Giants steal a 2-1
decision over the Dodgers in the second meeting of a three-game series.
Hong-Chih
Yanks, Phils set themselves up for a rematch >>
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - I guess the Houston Astros and Cleveland Indians really
enjoyed last year's World Series.
After the Astros paid the Philadelphia Phillies to basically take Roy Oswalt
off their hands, Houston general manager Ed Wade
Couples joins Langer in lead at U.S. Senior Open >>
Seattle, WA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Hometown favorite Fred Couples fired a five-
under 65 Saturday to grab a share of the lead after three rounds of the U.S.
Senior Open.
Second-round leader Bernhard Langer birdied the 18th hole to card a t
Boston calls up Kalish; designates Hermida for assignment >>
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Boston Red Sox designated outfielder Jeremy
Hermida for assignment to make room on the 25-man roster for outfield prospect
Ryan Kalish, who was recalled from Triple-A Pawtucket.
Kalish was immediately ins
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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